boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(Source: platwaifu, via recharges)

178,420 notes

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns, via automatically)

83,167 notes

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via idkoutrights)

353,983 notes

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

(via shouldnt)

175,966 notes

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via spoof)

144,312 notes

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

(Source: neptunain, via trust)

411,177 notes

narcotic:

really all i want is for someone to feel the same way about me as i do for them 

(via timid)

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